I know you have all been wondering what in the hell has taken me so long for my latest blog entry. Well, I have been busy working out bitches. How do you think I stay so sexy all the time! Yes I was born with alot of it, but believe it or not it does take some work. You don't understand because you don't have my talent but that is why you worship me instead of looking at yourselves. Please don't feel bad, we all have to understand our limitations and where we fit into in this world. Try and think of it as me being your humble representative. I accept this position with great honor and humility. I was hoping this post would be about the race between Journey and I, but last I heard she joined the witness protection program to avoid the beating I was going to give her. I ask for your help in dragging her out of hiding so we can get this done. I have launched the official "Where Is Journey?" campaign. Justice will be served!
