I know you have all been wondering what in the hell has taken me so long for my latest blog entry. Well, I have been busy working out bitches. How do you think I stay so sexy all the time! Yes I was born with alot of it, but believe it or not it does take some work. You don't understand because you don't have my talent but that is why you worship me instead of looking at yourselves. Please don't feel bad, we all have to understand our limitations and where we fit into in this world. Try and think of it as me being your humble representative. I accept this position with great honor and humility. I was hoping this post would be about the race between Journey and I, but last I heard she joined the witness protection program to avoid the beating I was going to give her. I ask for your help in dragging her out of hiding so we can get this done. I have launched the official "Where Is Journey?" campaign. Justice will be served!
Hiding? girl, i'm just busy makin' it happen. You have been a no show at the track 3 times in a row now. As if being in the emergency room is a legit excuse for a self proclaimed superstar as yourself.
ReplyDeleteoh and good luck with those boyfriends of yours....i already had one of them. how does it feel to be the girl after as well as the girl after (me) on the track?
Don't be jealous of the T-sandwich.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up, T. :) Perhaps next time I see you, I'd like to get some of that T-Sandwich action.
ReplyDeleteTami,
ReplyDeleteWe need another post from you. Out here in the world of the great unwashed, we need inspiration from our idol. We also need to some video for when you and Little Squat go head to head.
My blog will be a daily account of how I am going to unleash total domination in route to winning $25k at the 2010 Games.
ReplyDeleteWe need more info on how you are going to unleash said domination, T. Daily accounts? We need em'.
The official "Where's Journey" campaign is over. We found Journey. The question is....where's Tami? There's going to be pictures of Tami on milk cartons all over Oakland soon if we don't get some fresh pearls of wisdom from the Goddess of the Games.
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