The hierarchy in the photo is clear. Kara has my back cause I am a lot stronger than she is (but don't trip it doesn't affect our friendship) and Aimee is carrying us both cause she is strong as fuck and no one lifts heavier than she does. Yes people, I know it's shocking but she is the only person in the world stronger than I am. However, I am still a sexy mutha fucka lifting some big ass weights so I don't trip either. We are accepting applications to our club of bad bitches. But don't get it twisted, we invented platform swag and can't let just anyone join. Don't even think about applying unless you have a 200kg total. If you don't know what that is, turn around and take your weak ass game back to Curves.
I'm so in love with this post.
ReplyDeleteFinally, our prophet speaks! Please, we need more of your wisdom and Photoshop tips.
ReplyDeleteFor a quick second I had to do a double take--I didn't think you guys were "on" her back...
ReplyDeleteI want in! Who's got some steroids?! I need to add 80kgs to my measly total.. STAT!
ReplyDeleteDoes your club have a peewee division?? Or I can be your mascot??